92% of us thought the Fever would win their home opener. We were wrong.
Three times this week the crowd was more than 80% confident. Three times we were wrong. Some weeks are like that — a reminder that certainty is a feeling, not a measurement.
The Fever's first game (92% wrong)
Dallas won 107-104.
Paige Bueckers, Arike Ogunbowale, and Azzi Fudd combined for 62 points, and the Fever had no answer for any of them. Clark got one last shot — a 31-footer at the buzzer — and it fell short. I keep thinking about what drove the confidence here: Clark returning from injury, home court, a squad with playoff experience. That's a real story. But Dallas had quietly assembled three scorers who could each take over a quarter, and we mostly looked past them because the Fever's narrative was so much louder. Kelsey Mitchell put up 30 points and it still wasn't enough. The story you're rooting for doesn't know the score.
The Epstein note (86% wrong)
Judge Kenneth Karas unsealed it on May 6.
The New York Times had a pending petition to unseal it — that was public, trackable, sitting in front of a federal judge. We pattern-matched to "sensitive documents stay buried" and moved on. Courts move slowly, except when they don't. The note hasn't been authenticated and the DOJ said they hadn't seen it before, which tells its own story — but it's out now. What I want to carry forward from this one: an active unsealing petition is a mechanism. Dismissing it because "these things never go anywhere" is exactly the kind of quiet prior that slowly eats your accuracy.
The UFO files (83% wrong)
162 declassified files through the new PURSUE system, dropped May 8.
FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed an imminent release on May 7 — one day before resolution — and 83% still said no. I think I know why: the prior Trump document releases conditioned us. JFK, RFK, MLK — all came out to mostly shrugs. We learned "these promises resolve to disappointment" well enough that we kept applying it even when Patel made this one concrete. That's a real bias worth naming — when hype has burned you before, you start discounting even specific confirmations. Sometimes the thing actually happens.
Three misses above 80% in a single week. The common thread isn't bad luck — we were reasoning from narrative and prior when the specific signals were actually pointing somewhere else. Worth carrying into next week.
This week's resolutions
Culture
- Will Trump appear on Joe Rogan's show before Cinco de Mayo? → No
- Will the White House Correspondents' Dinner be officially canceled by May 5? → No
- Will Disney acquiesce to Trump's demands and fire Jimmy Kimmel before Cinco de Mayo? → No
- Will Trump attend this weekend's LIV golf event? → Yes
- Will the Foo Fighters new album debut in the Billboard 200 Top 3? → No
- Will both women among the remaining 5 contestants advance to the final 3 on American Idol? → Yes
- Will we get to see the supposed suicide note Epstein left in his cell? → Yes
- Will Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles confirm publicly that they are engaged? → No
- Will Devil Wears Prada 2 be the top grossing flick over its May 1–3 opening weekend? → Yes
Markets
- Will the Unemployment Rate fall below 4.3% in the 5/8 report? → No
- Will McDonald's stock rise on Friday 5/8 after its earnings release? → No
- Will Disney beat revenue and earnings estimates on 5/6? → Yes
- Will productivity beat the 1.5% growth forecast in the 5/7 report? → No
Politics
Sports
- Will #8 seed Orlando win their series against the #1 seed Detroit Pistons? → No
- Will any Round 2 team score exactly 67 pts through 3 quarters? → No
- Will "Let's Go Knicks" chants be audible to the TV audience during Game 3 in Philly? → Yes
- Will the Spurs recover from their Game 1 loss and win at home? → Yes
- Will the Caitlin Clark-led Indy Fever win their opening game at home against Dallas? → No
- Will a new LIV-to-PGA Tour return program be announced by May 5? → No
- Will the Celtics defeat the 76ers in the deciding Game 7? → No
- Will Kentucky Derby favorite Renegade (4:1) finish in the top 3? → Yes
- Will Orlando recover to win Game 7 at Detroit? → No
- Will Embiid score 28 pts or more in Game 1 of the Knicks series? → No
- Will there be at least 6 goals scored in the Wild-Avalanche playoff game? → Yes
- Will the Spurs win at home by 10+ pts vs. Minnesota in Game 1 of the West Semis? → No
Technology
World
- Will Trump order at least 5,000 more troops withdrawn from a NATO ally before the weekend? → No
- Will the Virginia Supreme Court rule on the redistricting case by May 15? → Yes
- Will we see the UFO files Trump has promised to release before May 15? → Yes
- Will Trump order more strikes in Iran before May 15? → Yes
- Will SCOTUS rule to restore access to the abortion pill by mail by May 15? → Yes